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Please be aware that due to COVID, some shipping delays may occur. We expect orders ship within 5-7 business days via USPS.
Shipping is $7.95 flat rate for all orders under $100. Purchases over $100 ship FREE! A tracking code will be sent to your email as soon as your toys are on the way to you. 📦
Please be aware that once you place your order, we will begin processing it, and it cannot be cancelled.
Thank you for supporting small business!
For health reasons, we are unable to accept returns after purchase. This ensures the safety of all our customers.
Receive a defective product? Reach out and we'll make things right.